And When I Was In The Trunk,

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?

When I Was Painting, I Was Painting Stories I Was Telling Myself. When I Look Back At It, Moving To Writing Was A Very Natural Progression For Me.

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?

A Woman's Never Too Old To Make An Idiot Of Herself. It Goes Along With Equality Of The Sexes And Potty Parity.

Transitions Are Critically Important. I Want The Reader To Turn The Page Without Thinking She's Turning The Page. It Must Flow Seamlessly.