An Englishman Thinks He Is Moral When

If There Was Nothing Wrong In The World There Wouldn't Be Anything For Us To Do.

A Socialist Is Somebody Who Doesn't Have Anything, And Is Ready To Divide It Up Equally Among Everybody.

I Am Of The Opinion That My Life Belongs To The Whole Community And As Long As I Live, It Is My Privilege To Do For It Whatever I Can.

The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor. He Measures Me Anew Each Time He Sees Me.

The Sound Body Is The Product Of The Sound Mind.