An Adult Western Is Where The Hero

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.