Amy Poehler And I Have Been Friends

Television Is A Runaway Train That You Have To Get On For Nine Months Of The Year. But At The Same Time, It Has A Wonderful Immediacy.

Confidence Is 10 Percent Hard Work And 90 Percent Delusion.

Why Are My Arms So Weak? It's Like I Did That Push-up Last Year For Nothing!

If Everyone Had A Dad Like Mine, No One Would Have Sex Tapes.

If You Want To Make An Audience Laugh, You Dress A Man Up Like An Old Lady And Push Her Down The Stairs. If You Want To Make Comedy Writers Laugh, You Push An Actual Old Lady Down The Stairs.