Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely

It Was A Great Thing To Be A Human Being. It Was Something Tremendous. Suddenly I'm Conscious Of A Million Sensations Buzzing In Me Like Bees In A Hive. Gentlemen, It Was A Great Thing.

I Find That A Real Gardener Is Not A Man Who Cultivates Flowers; He Is A Man Who Cultivates The Soil. He Is A Creature Who Digs Himself Into The Earth And Leaves The Sight Of What Is On It To Us Gaping Good-for-nothings. He Lives Buried In The Ground. He Builds His Monument In A Heap Of Compost. If He Came Into The Garden Of Eden, He Would Sniff Excitedly And Say: "good Lord, What Humus!"

You Ought To Know That October Is The First Spring Month.

You Never Realize A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend Until You Start Betting On Horses.

As Is Well Known, All Collectors Are Prepared To Steal Or Murder If It Is A Question Of Getting Another Piece For Their Collection; But This Does Not Lower Their Moral Character In The Least.