Amen, Sister, ... All Apologies To Tom

Nobody Wants To Be Themselves. That's Why There's Tv. -ephigenia.

Please Do Not Strain Yourself, Miss Doyle. I Won't Have My Girls Going Cross-eyed In The Name Of Art.

I've Had So Many Bikini Waxes, I Cry Every Time I See A Popsicle Stick.

I've Never Been In Love. I Will Die Without Knowing What It Feels Like To Need To See One Person's Face When You Go To Sleep At Night, To Crave Seeing It When You Wake Up. I Wish I Knew.

The Night's Chilly Breath Tickles Up My Neck And Finds My Ear, Whispering Secrets Only The Wind Knows.