Always Be Nice To Everyone In The

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.

Meetings ... Are Rather Like Cocktail Parties. You Don't Want To Go, But You're Cross Not To Be Asked.

There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.