All The Child-star Clichés. I've Tried Very

I Do Have A Family, And I Do Have Friends, And So-called Friends, And Acquaintances, And Many Other People I See Only Around Christmas Time. Maybe They Could Vouch For Me. Maybe They Could Testify To My Existence And Save A Part Of Me That Thinks I'm No Better Than A Bag Of Potato Chips.

I Hope People Don't Think I'm Crazy, Because I'm Not.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do, Or A Lot Of Growing Down. I Think That's Probably More Appropriate.

A Lot Of People Meet Me And They're Like, 'why Aren't You Crazy?'

Michael Jackson And I Talk All The Time. I Think We Understand Each Other In A Way That Most People Can't Understand Either Of Us.