All Little Girls Should Be Told They

When I Was Five I Think, That's When I Started Wanting To Be An Actress.

When Clark Gable Died, I Cried For 2 Days Straight. I Couldn't Eat Or Sleep.

All My Stepchildren Carried The Burden Of My Fame. Sometimes They Would Read Terrible Things About Me, And I'd Worry About Whether It Would Hurt Them. I Would Tell Them: 'don't Hide These Things From Me. I'd Rather You Ask Me These Things Straight Out, And I'll Answer All Your Questions.'

I Am Invariably Late For Appointments - Sometimes As Much As Two Hours. I've Tried To Change My Ways But The Things That Make Me Late Are Too Strong, And Too Pleasing.

Designers Want Me To Dress Like Spring, In Billowing Things. I Don't Feel Like Spring. I Feel Like A Warm Red Autumn.