Age Is A Hell Of A Price

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

I Think I Am, Therefore, I Am... I Think.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly The Skies, Sing My Song, And Best Of All Occasionally Peck Someone's Eyes Out.