Age Doesn't Always Bring Wisdom. Sometimes Age

My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.

English Is The Perfect Language For Preachers Because It Allows You To Talk Until You Think Of What To Say.

To Choose Norm Coleman Over Walter Mondale Is Like Going To A Great Steakhouse And Ordering The Tuna Sandwich.

Some People Think It Is Difficult To Be A Christian And To Laugh, But I Think It's The Other Way Around. God Writes A Lot Of Comedy, Its Just That He Has So Many Bad Actors.

Every Show Is Your Last Show. That's My Philosophy.