After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.