If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

Laziness Has Become The Chief Characteristic Of Journalism, Displacing Incompetence.

Growing Older, I Have Lost The Need To Be Political, Which Means ... The Need To Be Left. I Am Driven To Grudging Toleration Of The Conservative Party Because It Is The Party Of Non-politics, Of Resistance To Politics.

Feeling A Tremendous Rakehell, And Not Liking Myself Much For It, And Feeling Rather A Good Chap For Not Liking Myself Much For It, And Not Liking Myself At All For Feeling Rather A Good Chap.