About All Some Men Accomplish In Life

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.