Abatement In The Hostility Of One's Enemies

Keeping Up With The Joneses Was A Full-time Job With My Mother And Father. It Was Not Until Many Years Later When I Lived Alone That I Realized How Much Cheaper It Was To Drag The Joneses Down To My Level.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.

I've Never Not Been Famous.

If You Live In America, You Don't Have To Work. You Can Just Drift Along In The Smiling And Nodding Racket.