A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.