A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

A Man Who Will Not Get Scared On Some Occasions, Lacks Good Sense.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country