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There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

A Person With No Children Says, "well I Just Love Children," And You Say "why?" And They Say, "because A Child Is So Truthful, That's What I Love About 'em - They Tell The Truth." That's A Lie, I've Got Five Of 'em. The Only Time They Tell The Truth Is If They're Having Pain.

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

It Is A Warning, Godspeed. It Means You Are No Longer Welcome Here At These Prices.

You'll Have Many, Many Friends, But If Your Relationship With Your Mate Is One Hundred Per Cent Of Your Heart, You'll Never Need A Friend.