A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.