A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

I'm A Huge Sports Fan But Have No Interest In Minutiae. I Don't Remember Who Won Super Bowls Five Years Ago Or Listen To Sports Talk Radio.

The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.