A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Going Through Life Without Love Is Like Going Through A Good Dinner Without An Appetite -- Everything Seems So Flat And Tasteless.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.