A Lot Of People Say To Me,

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.

I Wanted Out Of The Navy So Bad In '45, I Faked Homo To Get A Discharge. It Didn't Matter That The Germans Surrendered, I Knew We Were Heading To Japan And I Was Done With That Scene.

I Would Become A Priest Or A Rabbi Or A Monk Or Whatever The Hell Was Necessary To Perform Miracles Such As Taking Money From Someone Else's Pocket And Putting It Into Mine, Still Remaining Within The Confines Of The Law.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.

Marijuana Is Rejected All Over The World. Damned. In England Heroin Is Alright For Out-patents, But Marijuana? They'll Put Your Ass In Jail. I Wonder Why That Is? The Only Reason Could Be: To Serve The Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, Which Is A Dirty Word In Christian Culture.