A Lot Of Blood, Sweat, And Tears

Sports Are Basically Our Way Of Feeling Sorry For Ourselves. Most Men Can't Become Athletes. We're Watching Guys Who Actually Made It. We See Them Dunking And Making Touchdowns. Then We Think About Ourselves When We Were Younger.

Is Everything Funny? For Me, Yes. There's A Positive To Every Negative. Even My Divorce? For Me, Yes. If You Go Back And Look At It, Why It Happened Or How It Happened, There's Something In There That'll Make You Laugh.

I Love To Pop Up At The Movie Theaters. I Love To Treat The People Who Are There.

I Don't Have Ex's! I Have Y's. Like 'y The Hell Did I Date You?!

Because Of What I Do, It Has To Be An Open Book, But Right Now This Is A Book That Is Being Written.